Score: 10

"I like this."

submission: Error Message

date: November 17, 2009

but i got bored after staring at the smiley for 10 minutes, so I wrote this. 600-and something frames, I can't remember.

Score: 10

"I've always wanted a game like this."

submission: My RagDoll

date: November 3, 2009

Ever since I joined Newgrounds, I have been searching for a game where there is no storyline, no objective, just flinging a ragdoll at a wall. AND NOW I'VE FOUND IT!!
Thankyou, Xarnor.

Score: 6

"I like this, but..."

submission: Playing Field 2

date: October 30, 2009

It's not as good as the first one. I like the tie-ins to the original, but I just dont rate it as highly. I prefer the original backgrounds, characters, and weapons, and it isn't very funny, unlike the cutscenes in the first game.

Don't get me wrong, I like it, but, If you make a third one, try to go back to the roots.

Score: 10

"This game is epic."

submission: Memoir: Text Adventure

date: October 17, 2009

I really enjoyed the fact that you can play it over and over again, never making the same combination twice. Today, I was killed by choosing to have an experimental operation. I was a 30 year old A-List star. It was very well thought out.

Score: 10

"The cake is NO lie!"

submission: Weebl and Bob : Cube

date: September 29, 2009

Portal RULES! I want the orange box for portal. and the other games. ¬_¬ AND so i can get gmod ^.^

Score: 10

"Level b was hard."

submission: Run!!

date: August 16, 2009

I eventually got 4.5 though. :)

I was Getting really pissed off at level d, so i skipped it :D

Score: 10

"WTF? Dr. Cortex?"

submission: Power Star 4.5

date: August 9, 2009

I know he's awesome and everything, but why would an evil scientist graffiti on the top of a truck that was stopped by a tortoise? (Easter Egg) Unless...

...

Wait, I'm getting there...

*Handily placed lightbulb turns on over my head*

I have the explanation! Crash Bandicoot was driving the truck!
Anyway, this parody nearly had me falling off my chair i was laughing so hard!
It takes a lot to do that, as I am a pessimmist who is currently suffering from depression.

As the heavy weapons guy says, " You did well!"

Dr Cortex FTW.

Score: 8

"Who owns gamecube now you say?"

submission: Mario Vs. Sonic - L.E.

date: August 2, 2009

Luigi owns Nintendo! You frikkin hedgehog! Go save some woodland creatures!
(please, help me, there's a 16-bit plumber in green overalls pointing a gun at me!)
Kirby pwns you Sonic.
(PLEASE SEND A POISON MUSHROOM!)
...
**************

Now that's over... I really enjoyed the lost ending, although it should've been equal or something. Maybe they both miss the power star, and the kooopa gets it and pwns them both.

I dunno, just an idea.

Score: 10

"JESUS CHRIST LUIGI!"

submission: Mario's 5th Element (1up)

date: August 2, 2009

Did you castrate yourself just for that film? I mean, why would you do that? Luigi? STOP SCREAMING FOR MARIO, GODDAMMIT!

As soon as the credits are about to roll, I saw what you put Mr yoshi-1up! Yes, you did, you pur "this probably had nothing to do with anything! Well sir, I say Yes, that coin DID have something to do with anything! It's a hundredth of a 1-up! A HUNDREDTH!

*Deep Breaths*

Oh yeah, you also put in there for a millisecond "Vote 5 xD lol."
As A supporter of goomba rights and yoshi rights i voted 5. point one. Yes, FIVE POINT ONE! HA HA! I FOUND THE SECRET BUTTON. in my distorted view of reality.

Honestly, I'm just using this review to channel my thoughts.
It's true! Honestly! BELIEVE ME!

*silence*

I should probably shut up now.
GOOMBA RIGHTS!

Score: 8

"Ending."

submission: A Super Super Mario

date: August 2, 2009

The ending should have toad in a peach costume, then he gets out, then there's the whole sorry mario, blah blah blah, princess, blah blah blah, eaten by the koopalings.

I'm really sorry, I just fell so random today.

I'm gonna go before a get put in a straightjacket.
Kthxbai.